For Valentine's | "Voice Over, a short film" by Martin Rosete

Crazy Filmster | Keith Loutit "The Lion City"

The Lion City from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

useless mental tidbits | The Enchanted Drawing

This is the earliest film on the U.S. Library of Congress web site about American animation. It was done by Thomas A. Edison with British vaudville performer J. Stuart Blackton, dated November 16, 1900.

Hell in a Handbasket | Cold War Era Scare Film

Geez, they sure don't make movies like they used to. It used to be sooo glamorous.

Interlude | The National Film Board of Canada

I love the internet, there are always amazing goodies that come along for info-junkies such as myself. (cbc) The National Film Board of Canada has released a large portion of their collection online, including such classics as The Cat Came Back. (NFB) I have dedicated an entire screen in the WarRoom as the NFB monitor.

Here's a silent film from 1928 with conservationist Grey Owl with the Beaver People.

Prepare for The Invasion!

Part of the hype for the new Keanu Reeves film, a remake of the already-classic 1951 film The Day the Earth Stood Still, involves beaming the film into space. I think I'm becoming increasingly jaded about the ideas that are pitched about in the name of marketing, because when I first heard about this I actually rolled my eyes.

One part of me, the Conspiracy Analyist, might be concerned with the thought of sending out the details of one of humanity's greatest fears to something that could very well be the fulfillment of those fears... but that train has already long-left the station. After all, we've already been advertising our celestial presence by leaking a constant stream of radio, television and radar signals for around a century. The cat's out of the bag, and we've already "stepped on the proverbial twig in the forest" if you get my meaning. (mail) Some even say we've actually already been contacted, and it's all a cover-up... but you already knew that. (mail)

In fact, the same Florida company that will be sending Mr. Reeves film to the aliens will beam any 5-minute message into space for U$299. This company has also already beamed out whale songs, and the entire Craiglist web site. (So if you're in Alpha Centari and want a used iPod, we on Earth have got you covered. But the shipping chrages are gonna cost you an eyestalk and a tentacle.)

Aside from the muddle of random broadcasts, here is my list of Ten Signals That Have Been "Beamed into Space."

10. The Beatles song Across the Universe. But is it DRM-free?! (wired)
9. An advertisement for Doritos tortilla chips. (New Scientist)
8(a). Messages (like Brit photos and such) from social network site Bebo users. (BBC) (skynews)
8(b). A time capsule from Yahoo Inc, transmitted from a Mexican pyramid. (CBC)
7. A live Paul McCartney concert. (NME)
6. Swedish poetry. (dublinka)
5. A creepy rendition of Gershwin music. (seti)
4. Harry Potter film. (BBC)
3. Your phone calls, for U$3.99 a minute. Cheaper than to the Philippines. (New Scientist)
2. Your blog. (imo.org) (bloginspace)
1. The debate on whether beaming stuff into space is smart on our part. (seed)

It all boils down to this, my fellow humans: Be Prepared.

If Wes Anderson did a John McCain campaign ad...

If John McCain had this sort of talent on his side, he may have come closer to winning.